Minty the Assassin

Elina Madison

Minty

Anthony Ray Parker

Big Boss

Tabitha Taylor

Double Delicious

Chip Joslin

Dr. Brain Bender

Jacki R. Chan

Molly Leviathan

Hawk Younkins

Captain Capability

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Zen Cowboy

David A. Lockhart

Rat Monster

Nora J. Novak

Cute Postal Woman

Jade English

Hot Security Guard

McKay Stewart

Sensational Ninja

Elan Hom

Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)